Okay, so I'm going to spice things up a bit... Some pickup lines from guys and the girls responses, ENJOY!
>>HE : Can I buy you a drink?
>SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
>>HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face likE yours.
>>HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
>SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice .
>>HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
>SHE : I must've been given your share.
>>HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
>SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
>>HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
>SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
>>HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
>SHE : Okay, get out.
>>HE : I think I could make you very happy.
>SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
>>HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
>SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
>>HE : Can I have your name?
>SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
>>HE : Shall we go see a movie?
>SHE : I've already seen it.
>>HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
>>HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
>SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
>>HE : Is this seat empty?
>SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>>HE : So, what do you do for a living?
>SHE : I'm a female impersonator.>>
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
>SHE : Do not enter.
>>HE : Your body is like a temple.
>SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
>>HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.