Philosophy is the correct spelling. Sorry, but I have an obsession when it comes to spelling things correctly, LOL.
Okay, how about Philosophy King? Haha, too plain I guess. Philosophizer (yes, it's a real word) is another one we could use. Here's the problem with mine... Caretaker? While I don't have a problem with that concept (it seems to stick with me through life for some reason), the definition of the word "Caretaker" is: person who maintains something. You guys aren't "things". Any other suggestions along the same line?